Article by John Derbyshire

National Review Online
July-August, 2001
China Diary, Part 3

[Note:  These diaries are made up of notes I jotted while travelling in China during the summer of 2001 with my wife Rosie (who is Chinese) and our two small children.  They appeared on NRO only in part.  Here I have included the full diaries.] 


Xi'an City, West-Central China:  July 17th to July 20th
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Climbing up Mount Li, which overlooks the ancient city of Xi'an (China's capital from the third century B.C. to the tenth A.D.), we were overtaken by an energetic party of tourists from Taiwan, who seemed fired up about something.  We discovered what it was when we reached the Nό Wa Temple, an ancient Taoist establishment half way up the mountain, dedicated to the goddess Nό Wa, who, presumably without thinking of the consequences of her actions, created the human race.  There were the Taiwanese, kneeling in prayer before the goddess, while one of their number, a young woman, sang a hymn or chant in a beautiful clear voice.  The celebrants, who had seemed so full of vim when bounding up the mountainside half an hour before, were still and silent except for the occasional belching noises that are the Taoist equivalent of "Hallelujah!"  I admit that I have never had much respect for Taoism.  It has always seemed to me a low-grade religion, a dog's breakfast of magic, crude superstition, and the grossest kinds of medical quackery.  Watching those Taiwanese at their devotions — so rapt, so transformed, as that woman gave forth with her lovely chant — made me think again.  But of course, we should all think again before passing judgment on another man's religion.
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Things my kids know that they didn't know before coming to China. 

  • They are beautiful and fascinating to several hundred million people.
  • Ice-cream can be made from red beans.  Jell-o can be made from grass.
  • China is a real big country, and the edges are — in more ways than one — very far from the middle.
  • You don't have to sit down to do Number One.
  • Their family is not limited to Mom and Dad.  It extends further in space and time than they ever imagined.
  • There are Tom and Jerry episodes (T & J are great favorites in China) that they will never, never see in the U.S. — the ones that show black people in a comical light.
  • Two adults can ride in comfort on an ordinary bicycle.
  • It is possible to organize a civilization in which nothing ever gets done without a preliminary half hour of yelling and shoving.
  • There are places in the world where you can surf 25 channels of TV without finding anything you can understand.

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There are two interesting things you notice about China's antiquities:  How many there are, and how few there are.

How many.  A good place to get a feel for this is in the "Forest of Steles" in Xi'an.  Housed in the sprawling grounds of an old Confucian temple, in a back street near the south gate of the city, the "Forest" is a vast collection of inscribed stone steles and tablets from dynasties all the way back to the Sui.  (Early seventh century.  There may be even older ones I missed.  There is said to be one, from the slightly later Tang dynasty, bearing the cross of Our Lord, inscribed by Nestorian Christians, who were well-established in China during the Tang.)  There are hundreds of these beautiful things, stacked in ranks and files in sheds and pavilions all over the temple complex, not especially well presented and obviously not well cared for.  Such a profusion of old things!  Standing in one of these pavilions, with steles to right, left, front and back of you, you understand why Chinese people sometimes feel weighed down by their past.  (You might even understand  — I don't — why they play elevator music at high volume through oudspeakers all over the temple grounds.  The day I was there, it was Mooged selections from Simon and Garfunkel, apparently great favorites with the old Confucian literati.)

And something like the Forest of Steles is merely an outcropping — the tip, in a sense close to the literal, of a huge iceberg.  Most of China's antiquities are underground.  The plain around Xi'an, for example, has been continuously inhabited since the Neolithic.  Xi'an was the nation's capital for well over a millennium, and numberless armies ebbed and flowed across that plain.  I dare say you could dig a hole almost anywhere here and come up with something — a rusted helmet, a spear point, a coin hoard, a tomb.  The Xi'an region now has an excellent system of highways, most built in the last twenty years.  What did they turn up when digging for these roads?  Were archeologists allowed a quick peek, a few photographs, before the tarmac went down?  I doubt it.  When the Chinese government has a priority like the road-building program, they would not let a few old tombs slow them down.

How few.  And yet, on the large scale, how little there is to show for 3,500 years of civilization!  (The clichι "five thousand years" is poetic license.  There is no evidence known to me of any real civilization in China before the mid-second millenium B.C.  The first person whose name we know, who probably existed, and who was probably Chinese, is Tang the Completer, founder of the Shang Dynasty, floruit around that time.)  It is very rare to find yourself in any standing structure in China that is older than the Ming dynasty (14th century).  I doubt there are more than a dozen such.  Every time you think you have found one, it's a disappointment.  We took a long trip out into the Shaanxi countryside to see the Fa Men Pagoda, a famous center of Buddhist relics (they have four of his finger bones) with a history going back to the Han dynasty (second century A.D.)  Yes, the reliquaries are very beautiful, and the pagoda certainly impressive ... until you discover that it was completely rebuilt, from the foundations up, less than twenty years ago!  The Big Goose Pagoda in Xi'an still has what must be the original Tang dynasty (seventh century) doorway — deeply worn stone covered with ancient graffiti — but I would not vouch for the rest of the structure.  The inside looks like a 1960s-era British railroad station.

It is true that I am a hard man to impress with the antiquity of structures.  I come from Northampton, a small town in the English midlands with a twelfth-century church on every street corner, and a couple of Saxon ones in the countryside around.  As a child, I played at the foot of the Eleanor Cross, erected in 1292 by Edward the First to commemorate his wife, Eleanor of Castile.  I have friends in the north of England who live in a 15th-century manor house.  Does anyone in China — a very much bigger country — live in a 15th-century structure, play around a 13th-century one, or pray in a twelfth-century one?  I seriously doubt it.  Why is this?

In part, it is just a consequence of the fact that the Chinese did not build much in stone.  Everything was wood or brick.  That is not a full explanation, though.  My friends' manor house is wood and brick; and Japan has wooden temples over a thousand years old.  The main reason is just China's exceptionally violent history.  There have been countless civil wars.  England and Japan have had their share of civil wars, too, of course; but China's seem to have been conducted with annihilating savagery.  And then, China has suffered many invasions by peoples — Huns, Tibetans, Mongols, Turks — who had no respect for Chinese culture or its productions.  (The destructive contributions of the British, French and Japanese should also be mentioned in this context, though in the larger scheme of things, and in spite of being made much of by the communists, those contributions were negligible.  Mao's Red Guards destroyed ten thousand times more Chinese antiquities than all the foreign armies of the nineteenth and twentieth centuries combined.)  China's ancient structures were, in short, chewed up by the great sausage-machine of Chinese history, along with untold millions of her people.
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When the news about the success of Beijing's Olympics bid came through, firecrackers were let off in the streets of Changchun.  This woke Ultimate Grandpa, who asked what was going on.  They told him.  "Ah!" he said, joyful but a bit sleep-fuddled.  "That means America recognizes us!"  What leverage we have with these people!  How carelessly we use it!
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There are few things more depressing than watching Chinese TV "news".  This is not news in any real sense of course:  it is, as Vladimir Nabokov used to say of Soviet literature, "advertisements for a firm of slave-traders". 

There is, for example, the ludicrous cult of Jiang Zemin, China's current president, a featureless functionary with the brain of an assistant sub-postmaster and the charisma of an ashtray.  Every effort is made to show Jiang as being in apostolic succession from Mao Tse-tung and Deng Xiao-ping.  (Mao's actual chosen successor, Hua Guo-feng, has been air-brushed out of the official Party histories, along with other recent but inconvenient Party luminaries like Hu Yaobang and Zhao Ziyang.)  Jiang's "Thoughts" — they currently center on something named "the Three Represents", which nobody can explain to me because nobody gives a flying foo-yung about them — pop up as little public-service ads, backed by solemn music, in between TV programs. 

Writing about Russia in the Brezhnev years, Hedrick Smith noted that when Stalin's voice was broadcast over the loudspeakers in public places, everyone stopped to listen, because they were afraid not to.  When Khrushchev broadcast, people did not stop, but they still listened, because he occasionally said something interesting.  When Brezhnev broadcast, he was talking to himself — people just paid no attention.  China is now thoroughly Brezhnevized in that sense.  Ask a Chinese person for a Mao quote, and they can produce half a dozen without thinking:  "Take class struggle as the key", "Political power comes from the barrel of a gun", "Revolution is not a dinner party" and so on.  Ask them for a Deng quote and, after a moment's thought, they give you either "It doesn't matter if a cat is black or white, so long as it catches mice", or else "To get rich is glorious".  (The well-known Dengism "Seek truth from facts" is actually a classical tag from the Han Dynasty.)  Now ask them to quote something from Jiang Zemin.  Puzzled frowns, then laughter.  Nobody can think of anything.

Worst of all, though, are the lies, the endless lies.  George Orwell said, during WW2, that he didn't mind people dropping bombs on him as much as he minded the prospect that the lies of the bomb-droppers might prevail and truth be forgotten.  Living in China, one sees exactly what he meant.  Yesterday, for example, was the fiftieth anniversary of, to quote from the TV news programs, "the peaceful liberation of Tibet"  — that is, of the moment when Mao's armies invaded and occupied that nation, bringing to her all the horrors of Chinese-style Leninism:  slave-labor camps, man-made famines, the annihilation of language, religion and culture, all the terrible long Calvary Tibet endured in the second half of the twentieth century.  There was, of course, no mention of all that on TV, only pictures of happy Tibetans in colorful costumes, celebrating their good fortune at having been "liberated" from the burden of governing themselves.

Now, TV news everywhere is heavily doctored, of course.  You would never know from watching U.S. network news that, for example, black Americans and nonblack Americans in the generality dislike each other, and go to great pains to avoid living in each other's neighborhoods.  In the U.S., however, there are at least some news and opinion outlets that contradict the official lies.  An American who wants to hear non-official versions of his nation's history and current condition can do so with very little difficulty.  A Chinese person who wishes to seek out the truth about, say, the Tiananmen Square incident, or the state of public opinion in Tibet, has a much harder row to hoe, even if he has access to the Internet.  To begin with, he must master a foreign language — there is little on these topics in Chinese (though a new breed of young Taiwanese journalists is doing some brilliant work in this area).

Ninety-five years ago, Sun Yat-sen stated his "Three People's Principles" — not so much a program for action as an identification of those areas of Chinese life most in need of modernization and reform.  They were:  the National Question, the form of government, and the economic system.  The National Question has been subsumed in a lie:  the lie that China has the "historic right" to rule over non-Chinese peoples beyond her borders.  The matter of how China should be governed has been swallowed by another lie:  the lie that only the Communist Party has a right to rule, and that any alternative will lead to chaos.  And the economy?  Gordon Chang, an American of Chinese ancestry who has been living, working and doing business in China for twenty years, has a book coming out next month titled The Coming Collapse of China, in which he argues that the Chinese economy, too, is a lie, founded on an irrational banking system, chronic debt repudiation, and massive (though mostly concealed) state intervention and favoritism. 

If Chang is right, then all three of the pillars on which Sun Yat-sen sought to establish his new republic are riddled with falsehood.  The one question that people want a writer on China to answer is:  Is China stable?  No, China is not stable.  There is only one kind of stability in this world, the one identified by Samuel Johnson:  "the stability of truth".  Never was a nation further from the truth about herself, her history, her government, her economy.  Which pillar will crack and split first?  The nation — an uprising in Turkestan, perhaps?  The government — a Soviet-style implosion of Party authority?  Or the economy — a huge depression?  I don't know; but I do know that nothing stable or enduring can be built on lies.  For all the bustle and glitz, today's China is, ultimately, a sad, lost, desperate nation, adrift and rudderless on a sea of lies.
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Beibei
Town, near Chongqing, Southwest China:  July 20th to July 24th
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The people we are staying with in Sichuan — an old classmate of Rosie's, with her husband and daughter — are planning a vacation in Tibet.  Apparently this is now a popular thing to do in western China.  So here's the deal:  you invade a country, murder one-fifth of its population (1.2 million people — this is an estimate by the International Commission of Jurists), outlaw its religion, destroy its temples and monasteries by shelling and aerial bombing, melt down its antiquities and ship them home as bullion, drive its educated class into exile, exterminate its wildlife, pollute its lakes and rivers, impose a secret-police terror on its cowed, broken population, initiate a program of frank colonization, bringing in hundreds of thousands of your own people, maintain with much bogus indignation in international forums that this country has "always" been a "part" or your country ... and then declare what's left of the place open for tourism.  This is the modern world.  Personally, I shall go to Tibet when Tibet is free, with a government her people have chosen themselves from among their own.  I urge everyone else who cares about justice and liberty to make the same resolution.
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Things that are done much better in China (1):  Cell phones.  Everyone in China has a cell phone.  Even peasants have them:  you see country folk burnt teak-color by the sun, dressed in nothing but a pair of shorts, a pair of grass shoes and a coolie hat, flogging a donkey and cart along some rutted track between villages, yelling into a cell phone.  Having a cell phone costs next to nothing here.  A relative explained how it works:  "You buy a wee chip and put it in here.  That gives you so many calls.  After that you have to buy another chip."  He uses his all the time — it certainly seemed to be ringing more often than not — including for calls to the next province.  Total cost to him?  He named a sum of money equivalent to about US$12 a month.  When I told him what our accounts with AT&T Wireless in New York cost us (frequently over $100 a month for the two of us, though we hardly use the damn things), he laughed in frank disbelief.  I did not even tell him that the wretched thing comes with a billing schedule you need a math Ph.D. to understand.  All right, I understand that labor is cheap here:  but how labor-intensive is it, running a cell-phone company?  I suspect that the answer to this puzzle is that entity Fred Reed calls "the feddle gummint" — i.e. that in this as in many other things, Americans simply have no idea how wildly over-regulated they are, and how much it costs them.
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I am by temperament skeptical and cold-eyed, with a scientific education and the Englishman's love of plain common sense.  In other words, I am the last person in the world to whom you should bring a miracle, a wonder, a whimsy, a horoscope, a conspiracy theory, a spoon-bender, a health fad or a ghost story.  Yet every time I visit China there is some episode that, in retrospect, I find hard to distinguish from a dream.  Like classic Chinese novels or 1950s Hollywood thrillers, my visits here all have a compulsory dream-sequence.  Here is the one for this trip.

We all — the Derbs and our hosts, with various of their relatives — went to a place called Jinyun Temple, in the countryside north of Chongqing (of which city, Beibei is a satellite town).  The temple is scattered up the side of a largish mountain.  It consists of numerous old (Ming Dynasty, i.e. 14th-15th century) prayer-halls and pavilions, all in a dismal state of dilapidation, but still functioning, with monks and nuns in residence.  It was an intolerably hot day, as it almost always is in Sichuan.  In mid-afternoon, however, the weather broke.  There was a thunderstorm, and we ducked into a cave in the hillside.

Now, taking refuge from rain in a cave sounds like a good idea at first, but in fact caves are rather porous places, and soon we were being dripped on from all points.  (The Chinese character for "cave" includes the "water" symbol.)  To evade the drips, we went deeper into the cave.  The passage descended steadily, but steps had been cut so the going was not difficult, and light bulbs were strung along the way.  Soon we came to a drip-free interior space large enough to hold the party, and everyone declared they would go no further.  I was intrigued by the cave, though, and pressed forward alone.  The light bulb zone ended a few yards on, but I am one of those good Scouts who carry a flashlight everywhere (and a penknife, and a length of string), so I forged ahead and downwards.  The cave narrowed, and there were parts where I had trouble squeezing through.  At last, fifty yards or so ahead of the party, I found I was standing on flowing water.  The passage was developing into the bed of a small stream.  I splashed forward a few yards. 

Suddenly, there in the flashlight beam, was the head of a dragon.  I would not actually swear that it was a dragon; it might have been some other species of monster.  It certainly had a fearsome countenance, anyway.  It was carved of stone, about two feet high, and lay on the stream bed, blocking the passage, leering up at me.  It seemed to have just been dropped there, rather carelessly  — it was at an angle to the vertical.  To go further I would have to step over it.  Looking beyond, I saw that the stream was much better developed beyond the dragon head, ankle-deep at least.  This was the end of the line.  I took another look at that fierce head, then turned back. 

After rejoining the party, I told them about the dragon head.  Everyone was polite — these were Chinese people, after all — but I detected some skepticism.  Rosie eschewed politeness altogether:  "My lao-gong [old man] drank too much beer at lunch."  However, there was a camera in our gear, so I decided to go back and get a photograph of the dragon's head to vindicate myself.  Twenty yards into the passage, however, I saw that things had changed rather dramatically.  The rain had broken through the roof, and I was looking at a waterfall, its spray filling the narrow way, the rock underfoot running three or four inches deep.  I could not get back to the dragon's head.  I have no photographic evidence of its existence.

Later in the afternoon, out of the cave but caught in another shower, we sheltered in one of the prayer-halls where a Buddhist service was actually going on.  Standing there among the chanting congregation, in the stink of incense, the bonze periodically whacking his gong, a shaven-headed young monk doing those weird hand-gestures at the altar, me all the while thinking about that dragon's head in the cave, I had one of my rare moments of genuine doubt about whether the material world actually exists.  The monk, of course, would have said that it doesn't.
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I think I may have discovered the reason for China's water shortage:  the toilets run.  Sit-down pedestal-style toilets are now taking over from the older type — which consisted of a hole you squat over, then throw a bucket of water down.  However, they all seem to run.  At any rate, the two hotel and three residential toilets we have so far encountered all ran.  I fixed one of the residential ones, and totally broke a hotel one while trying to fix it.  Running toilets are, in fact, a minor defect of our present civilization — one of our toilets at home in New York runs from time to time, and has to be fiddled with.  When you look inside a toilet cistern, you see a rather crude mechanism which, I venture to speculate, has not changed much since Thomas Crapper invented it, what? two hundred years ago?  Hydraulic engineering was the first truly scientific discipline the human race mastered.  Today, five thousand years after the taming of the Nile, two thousand years after Archimedes' wonderful Screw, is this the best we can do?  A clunky mechanism that, at the slightest excuse, goes into chronic malfunction?  Where are America's inventors?  Where, for that matter, are China's?  Can't this mighty civilization, which gave us paper, gunpowder, sericulture and noodles, come up with a non-running toilet?
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Sichuan, a deep-inland province, is noticeably poorer and more backward than Shaanxi or the Northeast.  Even in the big cities, outside the glittering core, you see endless miles of filthy, dilapidated slums and dull-eyed people sitting outside in the street all day long.  We took a trip to look at the place where Rosie lived from ages seven to sixteen.  It was in an old two-story apartment building in Beibei, and she was surprised to find it exactly as she left it twenty-three years before — with "exactly" understood to include a large discount for twenty-three years of wear and tear.  The place was, in fact, very nearly a ruin.  If it were a county jail anywhere in the U.S., some federal judge would have closed it down as unfit for human habitation.  Yet people were living here:  in Rosie's old apartment, a decent-seeming gentleman named Mr. Li, with his wife and infant.  Mr. Li spoke good Mandarin (Sichuan has a thick dialect) and had a well-stocked book-case.  I would guess him to be a minor government functionary, or an elementary-school teacher, something of that sort.  His appalling living conditions are not unusual in urban China, are in fact round about the norm.  Any Chinese city can show much worse.
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A non-sight-seeing story.  One of the things that, apparently, I shall not be able to see while in Sichuan is the Seven 'Kill' Stele.  Here is the story.

The Seven 'Kill' Stele was erected by Zhang Xianzhong (pronounced "Jang Shee-en Jwoong"), one of the worst mass murderers in Chinese history, which is saying a very great deal.  He flourished in the 1640s, when the Ming dynasty was disintegrating and the Manchus were pouring into China from the north.  Zhang was a general in the Ming army.  He took himself off with his troops to Sichuan, where he invested himself with the title "King of the West".  At first Zhang was a routine end-of-dynasty warlord, running a little statelet of his own, distributing land to the peasants, breaking out now and then to go on a razzia down the valley of the Yangtse.  Then his mind turned some dark corner, and he began killing people. 

First he killed all the educated people — always a strong temptation for the would-be Chinese despot, apparently, when megalomania begins to assert its grip.  Zhang ordered all the literati of Sichuan to Chengdu, his capital, for a "special examination".  Once they were there, he massacred them.  Next he killed all the Buddhist clergy.  Then he broadened his field of operations, and began killing at random.  His intention seems to have been to exterminate the entire population of Sichuan, at that time probably around twenty million.  He very nearly succeeded, if the oral tradition can be believed.  Hu-Guang tian Sichuan, say local people with a shudder and a shake of the head:  that is, there were so few people left alive in Sichuan after Zhang was through, the province had to be re-populated from the "Hu" and "Guang" provinces (Hunan, Hubei, Guangxi, Guangdong).  When he ran out of people to kill, Zhang turned his  fury on the inanimate world:  he set his troops to pulling down buildings, broaching dykes and burning forests.

When news came that forward scouts of the Manchu armies had been spotted in the north of the province, Zhang gathered all his men together on a plain outside Chengdu.  He made a speech to them along the following lines:  "The great battle for the Empire is about to begin.  I want you all to fight like true soldiers, with nothing on your minds save the thought of victory.  To make sure you are not distracted or weakened by other concerns, I hereby order you to kill your womenfolk and your children."  To give the example, Zhang thereupon turned, drew his sword, and slew his eight wives, who were standing by him.  Thus inspired, his troops all butchered their own families, until the ground was soaked with the blood of these innocents.  Zhang then rode out to meet the Manchus.  Fortunately the Manchus were terrific archers, and a well-placed arrow ended the career of the "King of the West".  (According to my informant, anyway.  The 20th-century Chinese writer Lu Xun, who read the dynastic histories for pleasure, gives a different version of Zhang's end, which might be more reliable.)

At some point in his career of homicide, Zhang felt it necessary to explain himself to the world.  He therefore caused a stele to be erected, inscribed with the following three lines of seven Chinese characters each:  Tian sheng wan wu yi yang Ren, Ren wu yi shan wei bao Tian, Sha sha sha sha sha sha sha.  Here is a translation (with, for a Chinese reader, an understood "but" between first and second lines, and a "therefore" between second and third): 

Heaven has brought fourth numberless things for the nourishment of Man.

Man does not do one good deed in recompense to Heaven.

Kill kill kill kill kill kill kill. 

That was the Seven 'Kill' Stele.  It was still standing outside Chengdu well into the last century.  Five or six years ago I asked a friend visiting the city to try to locate it for me.  However, the local authorities told her it had been blown up by a PLA demolition squad sometime in the 1970s.

It is a measure of the moral atmosphere of Chinese communism that this revolting psychopath, on account of his early land-to-the-peasants moves and his patriotic opposition to the Manchus, is rated as a "positive character" in communist history books — even, in one 1979 encyclopedia, a "hero of the common people".

[N.B.  Zhang had a Portuguese Jesuit in his entourage, who survived and wrote a book in French about his experiences.  The School of Oriental and African Studies in London has a copy.  Alas, I cannot read French.  If anyone knows of an English translation, I should very much like to get a copy.]
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Things that are done much better in China (2):  Eyeglasses.  You can get a nice set of prescription eyeglasses in an attractive frame for less than US$20 here.  As with cell phones, I don't see how this can be a direct result of the cost of labor.  Lens-making is pretty fully computerized.  You take measurements, punch them into a console, and out pop the lenses.  Frames?  Four pieces of plastic-coated wire held together with two screws?  I think myself lucky to get out of my local "vision center" less than three hundred dollars lighter.  The damn things aren't even well made:  my wife's $250 "designer" frames dump a lens on the carpet two or three times a week.  What a racket!  The whole "designer" business is of course absurd.  Basically, you pay an extra hundred bucks to have the name of some French poofter attached to your frame by a tiny piece of colored string.  Why aren't Americans marching in the streets to protest this nonsense?  Better yet, why doesn't some Chinese entrepreneur start a mail-order spectacle business at Chinese prices?  The big U.S. spectacle cartels would be out of business in a week — a major advance for economic justice and consumer rights.
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Riding down an escalator in Chongqing's biggest, newest and very comprehensively-stocked department store, I noticed that I was being stared at by a very pretty Chinese girl on the up escalator.  I'm afraid I don't respond well to being stared at, so I returned my customary ill-natured scowl.  To my amazement, she sent back a broad smile — showing excellent teeth — and an exaggerated wink.  This was extraordinary because Chinese people hardly ever wink, and there is no verb for this action in their language.  It was deliberate and extremely suggestive.  Delighted and surprised, I could not help but laugh out loud.  She laughed back, passing level with me now, and the people behind her on the up escalator, somehow figuring out what had happened, all laughed too.  We were wafted away to our different floors on waves of mirth.  Nicholson Baker wrote a novel about an escalator ride, but I must say I have always thought of them as perfectly eventless — part of what Virginia Woolf called the "cotton wool" that fills up so much of life.  This is the only memorable escalator ride I have ever taken.  Some things you have to come to China for.
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You have heard about how everything in China is done through "connections".  Here is how it goes.  After a weekend with Rosie's old classmate in Beibei, we were booked to go on a tour boat down the Yangtze River, starting from Chongqing (formerly spelt "Chungking").  The question then arose:  how to get from Beibei to the dock at Chongqing, an hour and a half by road?  Nobody we know owns a car.  ( Very few middle-class Chinese people own cars.)  Well, I said, we'll just have to hire a car and driver for the trip.  Our friends laughed.  "Don't be silly."  Phone calls were made.  We sat around.  Phone calls came back.  "All fixed."  We rode to Chongqing in a spanking new air-conditioned minibus with the words Fa Yuan painted on the side.  Fa Yuan means "court", as in "court of law".  Someone's third brother's bridge partner had a classmate whose second outside cousin's friend works for the court system.  He, and his minibus, took the afternoon off to help out.  No trouble at the numerous toll plazas:  court vehicles don't pay tolls, so we just sped right through.  Registered taxis aside, practically all the vehicles you see on China's now-excellent roads are the official property of some "work unit" — a factory, a hospital, a police station, a college.  At any given time, I would estimate that at least half of them are on some private business.  We have never had any difficulty getting a car or a minibus commandeered on our behalf, generally with a driver included (practically no middle-class Chinese have driver licenses, either).
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Yangtse River:  July 24th to July 27th
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Got chatting to a high-school student from Beijing on the boat.  She was one of those determined young people who has her future all carefully mapped out, and who will probably accomplish it all, step by step.  First, get to a good college in Beijing for a bachelor's degree.  Then, to the U.S. to do a Master's.  Why not do her Master's in China?  "Oh, but I do so want to go to America!  It's my dream!"  Why?  Why is America her dream?  "Because it's the most modern country.  The most advanced!"  Note, not::  "Because it's the freest country, the one with the most soundly-established constitutional system of government, the one with the most long-standing devotion to human liberty."  You never hear that.  The connection between liberty and progress, between liberty and abundance, between liberty and the good life, is never made.  But why should we be surprised by this?  The connection is hardly ever made in America herself nowadays, either.
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Well, I have been through the Three Gorges.  Rosie said we should, since it is probably our last chance.  You may know that the Yangtse River narrows at three places where it passes from Sichuan Province into Hubei, with dramatic cliffs on each side and a corresponding increase in the speed and turbulence of the current.  This is the famous Three Gorges.  (My six-year-old son, probably confused by some too-early attempts on my part to get some British dynastic history into his head, refers to them as the "Three Georges".)  Well, among the present generation of Chinese communist leaders are several — Li Peng is an example — trained as civil engineers in the old U.S.S.R., and therefrom infected with the Stalinist enthusiasm for building dams.  (Compare the large bodies of water on a modern map of Russia with those on a pre-Stalin one.)  They have decided to dam the Yangtse below the Three Gorges.  Once the project is complete, around 2009, the Three Gorges will have been submerged, along with hundreds of towns and villages and several million acres of farmland. 

A lot of people think the Three Gorges Dam project is misguided, and will bring about environmental disaster.  That I cannot judge (though, bearing in mind a certain 1950s British war movie, there is surely no more tempting object for a ballistic missile targeting group than a large dam in a densely-populated area).  I am willing to say, though, that I don't mind very much; though I think, if I were Chinese, I should mind much more.  The Gorges are mildly impressive to a foreigner, but for a Chinese person they are much more than that.  Almost every mile — and the combined length of the Gorges is over eighty miles — has associated with it, in the mind of an educated Chinese person, some poem or historical incident.  I flatter myself that I am better acquainted with Chinese literature and history than the average round-eye, but I was way out of my depth cruising the Gorges.  "Oh, look!" Rosie would say, "That's where so-and-so marched his armies along the cliff path to outflank what's-his-name in the Three Kingdoms [a classic historical novel], remember?"  No, sorry, honey, don't remember that bit.  The damn book is 3,000 pages long in English.  "Ah — you see that crag?  That's the one Li Bai is looking at in that poem ... you know the one ..."  And everyone starts chanting the poem in unison.  Li Bai's collected poems (I translated one for NRO Weekend a month or two back) fill three fat volumes, and at least half of them seem to be about cruising the Yangtrse. 

With the best will in the world, and the utmost respect for Chinese literature and history, both of which I have, this gets tiresome after a while.  If you want to take a trip down the Gorges while there is still time, and to get the most out of it, I recommend a good reading program beforehand, under the guidance of a Chinese person with a good literary education.

The main reason I don't mind the rising of the waters, though, is the happy thought that all the cheesy tourist traps, tacky theme parks, and chancrous industrial towns that blight the passage through the Gorges will disappear for ever.  Good!  I will make just one or two exceptions here.  The temple of Zhang Fei, for example.  He was a principal character in the great Three Kingdoms drama (an actual historical period — late second to late third century A.D. — immortalized in a novel by Luo Guan-zhong, of which there is an English translation by C.H. Brewitt-Taylor), a defender of the kingdom of Shu, which corresponded to present-day Sichuan.  Some assasins in the pay of the King of Wu, Shu's enemy, killed him, removed his head, and set off with it for Wu to claim their bounty.  While on the road, they learned that the politics of the kingdoms had shifted, and that Wu was now allied with Shu.  Deducing that their trophy was now more likely to bring them trouble than reward, they tossed it in the river.  The local people, who had revered Zhang Fei as their protector, fished it out and gave it a decent burial.  Then they built a temple over it.  You can still visit the temple, which is quite appealing, in that gaudy Chinese way, though of course much rebuilt.  I doubt any of the present structure is over a hundred years old.
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I take a slight, slightly shameful, pleasure in telling my Chinese friends and relatives that I own two handguns.  They shake their heads in wonder, and generally also in disapproval.  "Would never be allowed here."  Not even for an enthusiast who wanted to join a gun club?  "No.  Totally forbidden.  Unless you're in the police of the army."  And how do they feel about that?  Usually: "It's a good thing.  America is too violent.  How can you have good social order when people own guns?"  I am always much too polite to say:  "Well, there you have the reason why you are slaves and we are free."  But there you have it.  For a little while longer, anyway.

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